I came across this in my files, from a former employer.
PMS.pdf (118.0 KB)
In other words be Superman lol.
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I’ve got some bad news
A man went to his doctor for a follow-up appointment.
“Look, I’ve got some bad news and some very bad news,” the doctor says.
“Well, might as well give me the bad news first,” says the patient.
“The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”
“Twenty-four hours!” cries the man. “That’s terrible! What could be worse news than that? What’s the very bad news?”
“Well,” says the doctor. “Your mobile has been switched off and I’ve been trying since yesterday to reach you.”
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Looks like its nearly complete
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Or maybe the dumb masses. (say it fast)
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