Love the Bee, good stuff.
Mediocrats or Mediocans
Yep that’s one “strong” bird.
Long Island doesn’t get them as often as central and northern New England so spell check is needed
I think the only snow they got in Massachusetts was in March. There was one year think it was 2011 where the only snow for the entire winter was in October
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting out in the middle of the show.
“Look, it’s not the same hat!” “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?”
The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was the captain’s parrot after all.
One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean and, of course, the parrot was by his side.
They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: “Okay, I give up. What’d you do with the boat?”
I don’t get it so I’m asking an adult.
Hu is on first.