Jokes for May

That would be Deja Vu.
They are actually a chain along the West Coast.
Don’t ask me how I know!!

Yeah, a few years ago, my sister booked us some hotel rooms in the San Diego area. My extended family is both price conscious and very religiously conservative. The hotel she booked us at ended up being next to three strip clubs and the corporate headquarters of the Deja Vu chain.

My two favorite strip club signs are “Now hiring the class of 2022” and “We’re closed, beat it.”

SIX RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

  1. It’s important to have a woman who can cook.
  2. It’s important to have a woman who does all house work.
  3. It’s important to have a woman who is very rich.
  4. It’s important to have a woman who is very good in bed.
  5. It’s the most important that these four women would let you go fishing any time you want.
  6. It’s very important that these four women never meet.
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A gay friend of mine shared this. How naïve people were.

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And,you’re about to squeal like a pig.

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A young girl comes home from a date looking rather sad.

Her mother asks her what’s wrong.

She says, “Bill proposed to me an hour ago.”

Her mother asks, “Why are you so sad then?”

The girl replies, “Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn’t even believe there’s a hell.”

Her mother says, “Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we’ll show him how wrong he is.”

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