Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Deport him back to his country of origin, you never have to feed him again.
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Have him apply to come here legally, vet him and make sure he won’t be a burden on taxpayers and he will be welcomed and can catch his own fish.
Another example on why women live longer than men.
It didn’t come out like I wanted. There is a Video on Facebook of a guy doing a front summersault. And his head gets stuck in the mud. Takes him about 10 seconds to pull his head out of the mud.
I copied the link here and got a still, not the video. Here is another still about 7 seconds into the video.
2 Priests were playing golf
Father Bob hit his ball into the woods on his first swing, “Goddammit! That totally missed!” he cursed.
“You shouldn’t curse Father Bob!” said Father Michael “Or god might punish you!”
Father Bob apologized and they went on playing.
On his next swing, Father Bob hit his ball into the sand pit. “Goddammit! That totally missed!” he cursed again.
Again, Father Michael warned, “Do not utter such words Father Bob, lest god punishes you for it!”
Father Bob apologized again and they continued playing.
On his third swing, Father Bob hit his ball into the pond. “Goddammit! That totally missed!” cursed Father Bob once again.
Before Father Michael could say anything, a ominous dark cloud suddenly gathered out of the blue sky and a vicious lightning came down and stroke Father Michael, killing him instantly.
Father Bob was completely stunned, before he could understand what was happening in front of him, he heard a thunderous deep voice coming from the sky - “Goddammit” That totally missed!"
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Is Alberto Gonzales behind Cheney?
You don’t want Cheney behind you. You keep him where you can see him. That’s how people get shot in the face.
A bear living his/her best life.
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