July 2025 Jokes

I don’t think that’s what the meme is referring to. It’s the people rushing to stand in the aisle after the aircraft is parked (yes, I know it said “as soon as the plane lands,” but I doubt that is precisely what was intended).

Some people evidently find this annoying, but idk why. It’s understandable to want to stretch your legs and get blood flowing after hours of sitting in a human sardine can.

It’s because some people get weird. As soon as we landed, some Arab dude jerked his suitcase to and ran towards the front door. The flight attended screamed at him.

Not stopper. Landed. lol. No he wasn’t a terrorist. Just had a flight to catch.

It’s the weirdness that annoys people

This is completely understandable to me.

Any commercial aircraft in America today is full of fat, self absorbed, slow moving pieces of shit. They take FOR…EVER to enplane and deplane.

If that guy had a tight connection, why wouldn’t he want to get to the door before dozens of two-legged cattle could block him?

Decades ago it was normal for people to be up during taxi. Airlines only insist they sit down due to liability concerns. They don’t really think people will get hurt; they’re just affaid of being sued.

Brobbs, the Meme does say “as soon as the plane lands” and that was what I was commenting on. If the caption said “as soon as the plane arrived at the gate” I would not have posted.

There’s never a line of people with the plane still taxiing. The memeographer messed the caption up.

The funny part is he didt get we had just landed. I suspect he was sleeping and woke up.

The shame on his face de-escalated the situation pretty quick.

Well…it’s true.

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A whopping one star in the solar system. I wonder how many people they get with this one.

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