Jokes that might be inappropriate

After the eighty-three year old Ida Schwartz finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Schwartz, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: “Murray, do we still have intercourse?” And there was a hush! You could hear a pin drop.
Murray answered impatiently, “If I told you once, Ida, I told you a hundred times… What we have is Blue Cross!”

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Speaking of inappropriate. From a friend’s FB page:


What do you call a blonde woman who stands upside down on her head?

A brunette with bad breath.

Damn, that is raunchy, especially coming from Payless. Bravo sir.

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