Jokes for January

[mcarley]

[Payless]

Some sayings from the most interesting man in the world.

1. His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do.
2. He once went to the psychic, to warn her.
3. Panhandlers give him money.
4. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls.
5. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
6. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.
7. The circus ran away to join him.
8. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring.