A few years ago, my newspaper had an article about a new dollar story, with the headline “Movin’ on Up.” That’s the kind of town I live in.
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I have an 8 feet by 5 feet utility trailer. Probably only use it about 3 to 4 times a years. I use the trailer when going to the dump. Have to back it in, Saying that it “can get tricky”, is an understatement.
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“Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?”
“To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.”
I have 4x6, 5x8, 16’ car hauler, 14’ horse trailer, 20’ gooseneck horse trailer, 32’ camper, and a light plant trailer. I am in the market for a 30 to 40’ deckover equipment trailer. I hate the time it takes to go rent the big trailer when i need to use one. The shorter the trailer the more sensitive they are when backing.
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Back in December, I went to dinner at a friend’s house. A couple of hours before, I asked what we could bring, bottle of wine, dessert, etc. She asked for dessert and specifically requested chocolate. I was a little surprised that she was so specific on short notice, but was planning to have the kid make brownies anyway. She grabbed a chunk of brownies after dinner, as we all did. As we were going to leave, we gave her and her son their Xmas presents, which also had a fancy chocolate attached to the card. She grabbed that and opened it too immediately, the chocolate, not the present. It was all I could do not to make a period joke.
The F*** word has become a common word, but sometimes the use of this word can be fatal…**
A foursome of men waited to tee off, while a ladies’ foursome was hitting in front of them……taking their sweet time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet. Then she went over & missed it completely. Then she hacked it another 10 feet……and finally hacked it another 5 feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, "Well I guess all those fing lessons I took over the winter didn’t help my game”.*
One of the men responded: “Well, there you have it! You should have taken golf lessons instead."
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43….*
May he rest in peace.
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. Goat, the little boy replied.
Yep, said the youngster. I heard Dad say to Mom “Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day”.
FUCK OFF (just kidding, that is funny as hell!)
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