Jokes for February

“I’m heading up to Philly to fix dry wall and hang new TV’s!”

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Saw this on a friends Facebook page. I think it’s hilarious

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you look like your passport photo, you probably need that trip.

I just want to know how my dad got into my passport photo.

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Just saw this one, but failed to grab a screenshot:

Imagine you’re learning English and someone tells you that “butt dial” and “booty call” are different things.

“All the best retirement planning and financial advice comes from Facebook ads.” -Abraham Lincoln

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Backing a trailer is way easier than raising kids. Granted I own 7 different trailers and use them frequently. The longer the trailer the easier it is to back. Those little short ones are the ones that can get tricky. I have witnesses at camp sites that most people do struggle. I only hate backing my camper at night where vision is limited. I bought a battery flood light for proving the necessary light when parking the camper at night.

There was a guy trying to back his $60K camper with his $100K truck. I stopped him before he jack knifed his truck into a large tree. He thanked me and said this was their first trip out after getting the camper repaired from him backing it into a tree.

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Got up at 5 am, ran 4 miles, came back, made a vegetable smoothie for breakfast, did 2 loads of laundry, mopped and vacuumed floors, and that’s all I remember about my dream.

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I swear to God this was true on my drive to Alabama!!

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