“I’m heading up to Philly to fix dry wall and hang new TV’s!”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you look like your passport photo, you probably need that trip.
I just want to know how my dad got into my passport photo.
Just saw this one, but failed to grab a screenshot:
Imagine you’re learning English and someone tells you that “butt dial” and “booty call” are different things.
“All the best retirement planning and financial advice comes from Facebook ads.” -Abraham Lincoln
Backing a trailer is way easier than raising kids. Granted I own 7 different trailers and use them frequently. The longer the trailer the easier it is to back. Those little short ones are the ones that can get tricky. I have witnesses at camp sites that most people do struggle. I only hate backing my camper at night where vision is limited. I bought a battery flood light for proving the necessary light when parking the camper at night.
There was a guy trying to back his $60K camper with his $100K truck. I stopped him before he jack knifed his truck into a large tree. He thanked me and said this was their first trip out after getting the camper repaired from him backing it into a tree.
Got up at 5 am, ran 4 miles, came back, made a vegetable smoothie for breakfast, did 2 loads of laundry, mopped and vacuumed floors, and that’s all I remember about my dream.