December funnies

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A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Black Hills in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now back off!! Or I’ll kick the heck out of all of you!!”

St. Peter was impressed. He asked, “When did this happen?”
“Just a couple of minutes ago …”

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The worst part is most of them think they are passing

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Biden Pardons Every Democrat in Country

I’d like to see Trump say he’ll pardon anyone for not paying income taxes over the next 4 years that supported him, including billionaires. Lefties won’t be able to bitch about it because he’s just being just like Biden.

I like children, if they’re properly cooked.
—W.C. Fields

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My favorite W.C. Fields quote is “Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?!”

Before the Internet…

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My wife still has a set of encyclopedias in her parents basement from when she was a kid. Also a globe from the early 1970’s.


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Just got some deer burger from a friend of mine, I am the only one in the house that will eat it so made some goulash with it last week
I may have outdone myself

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Close to Home Comic Strip for December 10, 2024

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