He’s still probably better than Kaepernick.
I don’t know which cracked me up more: this piece itself or the fact that many people took it seriously:
Breaking: Jets Head Coach Warns He Will Quit ‘On the Spot’ if Colin Kaepernick Joins, ‘He’s Nothing But Trouble
https://archive.ph/9z0T2#selection-875.0-875.112
Edit: Apparently they change the link to remove the part that showed this was obvious satire. Here is the Snopes page which discusses the original link:
Edit 2: Apparently the link with the original writing still exists - as of now:
https://archive.ph/eNjXv