Classic Humor

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend … if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw, playwright (to Winston Churchill)

“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”
— Churchill’s response
― George Bernard Shaw

A couple of bits from Buddy Hackett on the Tonight Show (starts 45-50 seconds in).

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