Can’t take with me

I am “retiring” at the end of June, but starting a new job in July.
I am known for having a lot of “swag/flash/knick knacks” on my desk.
Three things I definitely can’t display at my new desk.



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YOu must work for a very liberal organization. When I was working, my boss said that the ring tone on my phone could be offensive to some. The first few seconds of my ring tone was this

I do

Congrats on your move.

Last year, I had to go from managing one employee to managing six for a few months while we hired someone. One of my employees got me this:

And, when the new person was finally hired, they got me a card, probably designed for retirees, that said “Congratulations on achieving your dream of not working here.”

My boss actually got me the For fucks sake coaster.
And I got her a matching “F bomb”

You just have to know your people. When one of our old employees left, I got her this as a gift:

Tee hee I used to have a dyke boss lady. Best boss I ever had.

Anyway one day I overheard her helping a colleague work with a customer. I could not have gotten away with it but she did: “Lets go down into that directory and dick around with those files…”

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