Blue states in a nutshell

[Wintermute]

In red states we don’t need signs to tell people not to drink out of the urinal

[Wintermute]

BMW didn’t get why Oregon wasn’t my first choice. It’s beautiful here but the sign sums it up. I see weird warnings like this often.

[crparrothead]

I have been all over the country and have never seen that.
Wow!!

[sgtFriday]

@Wintermute

In red states we don’t need signs to tell people not to drink out of the urinal

Perhaps it’s because in Red States the water in the drinking public supply is othen of the same quality as that in their urinals. But the weather’s warmer and taxes are lower.

[Sister]

since you want to go there WM

[Wintermute]

Except that isn’t true. Florida runs in a surplus and California has a deficit.

[Wintermute]

@sgtFriday

Perhaps it’s because in Red States the water in the drinking public supply is othen of the same quality as that in their urinals. But the weather’s warmer and taxes are lower.

Could be true. Blue people can’t stop shitting where they sleep

[Bears54]

It’s the top 50% that actually pays taxes that does all those things and the top 10% pays the most. It doesn’t matter what state they’re in.

[tszefr]

And don’t forget, in red states we do not have tampoons offered in boy’s restroom.