Two great snippets.
Belichick has changed in the saddest way. It’s like seeing your friend’s dad for the first time since the divorce, rolling up outside of school in a red Mazda Miata, wearing jewelry for the first time, reeking of newly purchased cologne, and doing finger guns at you and your friends. Belichick’s three-quarter life crisis is taking center stage, while the football team have all the discipline of a latchkey kid in a house full of snacks.
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Belichick has become the failure everyone hoped Deion Sanders would be upon entering FBS.