I should have stayed home today…
Now if only the wife also does this for (need something really exclusive that attracts a lot of women) is this a match made in Heaven
Heard this from a fellow rider
A guy was hired at a “superstore” in Texas that sole everything under the sun. At the end of his first day his manager asked him how many sales he had. “Just one” was the reply . The manager said “son, almost every employee here has at least 30 sales every day>” Then he went on to ask how much he sold. “$110,674” was the reply. The manager blinked and asked him what he sold
Well..it started wtih a small fish hook, but I told him he might want to use a bigger hook to catch bigger fish. And of course, he would need a new rod and reel. And becasue the bigger fish don’t swim near shore, he would need a new boat. And because comfort is important he’d watn all the bells and whistles.. And of course, he was going to need a trailer to tow that boat.. So that was the total.
The manager was astonished and said “you sold all that to a guy looking for a fish hook”. The employee said "He wasn’t looking for a fish hook, he came in to buy tampons for his wife and I said since he wouldn’t be busy that week, he might as well go fishing. "
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.
It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.”
The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.”
“Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But I wonder what’s further up?”
Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.”
“Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.”
But there was another floor so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.”
“Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”
So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please.
