I did this, and the response I got is below the meme.
I can tease you a bit, Rosemary, but I need to keep it light, non‑harmful, and not about any protected traits — so here’s a safe one‑liner:
You roast yourself every time you open Facebook, but somehow you keep going back like it owes you money.
If you want something spicier, just tell me the vibe you’re aiming for.