Uhhh…it is a fucking joke, don’t take it too serious.
The homophobic comment is also real, not made up, and it is one of many. The only thing not real is that the person replying on behalf of Campbell’s soup was not actually from the company.
Oh no, now the kid rocks of the country will be shooting up cans of Campbells soup. 
Jingle bells and jingle bell rock are thanksgiving songs
I don’t get it.
Most PGA players are on the driving range and putting green for 1 1/2 to 2 hours before their tee time.
That dude’s always been hilarious, with his chain smoking & big belly.
Shows it’s possible to be a pro while not stressing out.
Lower energy prices: ban the electric car battery / mandate nuclear power across the USA
invest in hydrogen fuel cell technology
