lol. This would be a good one.
I was invited to two thanksgivings this year. I want to go to zero.
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Finally an answer to the age old question…“Does a bear shit in the woods”.
On our ride this morning, one of the guys was driving to the starting point and was running a little late. He was going to text me using voice to text. He started 'Hey Joe, I’m almost there" But at that moment a lovely young lady with what he described as the absolutely most perfect (derrierre) he had ever seen was walking while wearing yoga pants (God’s gift to men) and the text picked up “damn…Jesus Christ…oh man…that is perfect” he saw it was still listening and then he said “oh shit”. Someone said that we should change the wallpaper on our Facebook page to that, but we realized that since he said “Hey Joe” at the start, it could be interpreted in a vastly different way
But we need the federal government to protect us from ourselves.
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You win!!
