Bad things can happen at the crossroad.
I just saw that 10 minutes ago on Fakebook.
The joke is at least 50 years old.
Yep, but the dollars have increased with inflation.
Another version of the joke…
**A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”
The father replies, “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex with the mailman for $500,000.”
The boy goes and asks his mother: “Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?”
The mother replies, “Hell yes I would!”
The little boy returns to his father. “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”
The father then says, “OK, now go and ask your older sister if she’d have sex with her principal for $500,000.”
The boy asks his sister, “Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?”
The sister replies: “Hell yes I would!”
He returns to his father. “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”
The father answers, “OK, son, here’s the deal: Hypothetically, we’re millionaires, but in reality, we’re just living with a couple of whores.”**
Didn’t want to start a new thread.
Don’t know if you made it to Dollywood, you had said that you visited Asheville recently. Flash floods there a couple of days ago.
Wow, yeah, we made it to Dollywood. Only rained once while we were there and the humidity wasn’t as bad as expected. Nothing like this, though the traffic in the area is pretty horrible.
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