Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her panties!”
“That’s nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.’”
Ive seen this meme for mountain bikes. There was a time where i couldnt stop looking at MTB porn, it nearly ruined my relationship with my perfectly amazing mountain bike.
Im better now.
Think that wins the thread for the month at least.
In a related joke, 30 minutes ago I saw a ‘Massive Financial burden on board’ sticker on a SUV.
They say it now cost $300,000 to raise a kid. Seems high to me but nonetheless kids do cost some serious coin. My 5 year old asks how much things cost. She usually asks does it cost 1 million dollars. I found a fake $1MM bill and gave it to her. She said I was rich! I went to the bank to get cash out the other day since I have to spend buckets of cash buying hay this year. I had about 8500 mostly in hundreds and I had her help me count it several times. I then will try and translate this to how much things cost. Back when I was a kid, credit cards were not as widely used as today. Most are cashless and for the most part, I use my CC all the time. I am trying to teach her about money and hopefully she gets more interested in it. She has a couple piggy banks and a purse. She probably has $100 or so now in her purse.