Can Harvard be taken seriously anymore?
Hopefully he doesn’t go all Toobins on the students
I’ve never accidentally jacked off, lefties are a special kind of stupid.
Here are two bonus masterbation jokes…
I thought I got caught jacking off this morning, it was just me in the mirror, but it still scared the crap out of me.
My wife caught me masturbating in the shower this morning, I told her I was just cleaning it and it went off.
Hi-yo. 
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