Humor from classic comedians


  1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.

  2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.

  3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

  4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

  5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

  6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!” So I bought her an electric chair.

  7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, “In the lake.”

  8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

  9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”.

  10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

  11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was ‘Always’.

  12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

  13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”

I said, “Dust!”.

Sadly, a comedian could not make jokes like this today for obvious reasons.

Sure they could. It’s just that they wouldn’t be as funny today because gender roles aren’t as conscribed.

Just ran across this the other day. Never realized they were both on the same episode.

Another of the classic Tonight shows.

Ed Ames shows Johnny Carson on how to throw a Tomahawk

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