How's your sports betting going parrot

I saw this and thought of you

I lost $10 so far.
Going to go across the State line this week to make a bet.
Nothing big, just something to make a few games more interesting.

When my son and I are looking at all the bets he keeps talking about the “prop” bets and I tell him those are sucker plays. He tries to argue, but I tell him that Vegas was built by people who thought they were smarter than the House.