December 2025 Humor

You could have pointed it out and moved on, but if there’s one thing you’re good at and it’s beating a dead horse. Everyone knows Trump is a loud mouth jackass, you are just obsessed with the man

If Trump had been a human being and had even a flicker of compassion and kept his fucking mouth shut, there would be nothing to talk about. You are treating Trump like the parent who never blames their child for the shit they get into.

Dude, you know who Trump is yet act shocked at everything he says and does. You’re obsessed with the man.

No, I am obsessed in my disbelief of how many people do not call this man out and accept his asinine behavior. I expect more from a leader, and it really saddens me to see so many Americans let him get away with half the shit he does.

Believe it or not, half the country feels the same way about the dicks you elect. I care a lot more about actions than words, for me, my family and most of the people I know Trump is the way better choice.

This is a Trump issue, not an issue with people that have a problem with it.

This is not directed at any specific person, just me expressing my sorrow that a theoretically humorous thread has fallen into the deep political rat hole. Rest in peace.

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry she said, stand in the corner”.

She rubbed baby oil all over him, dusted him with talcum powder and said “don’t move until I tell you”. Pretend you are a statue.

Her husband walked in and asked what the statue is doing in their bedroom. "The Smith’s bought one and I liked it too…so I bought one for us .

No more was said–not even when they went to bed. Around 2am, the husband got up and went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and beer.

He handed them to the statue and said " here have this."

I stood like that for 2 days at the Smith’s house and nobody offered me anything.

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Just keep reading the jokes. That is what I do.

Reminds me of this

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Please!!!