Roadside sign in Boston
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David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.
“Ma”, he said to his Mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.”
Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him.
“It’s that one”, said his mother, without blinking an eye.
“Holy cow”, exclaimed David, “how in the world did you know it was her?”
“I just don’t like her”, she replied.
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You don’t have to be Jewish to appreciate this joke because it also applies to politics
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“A rabbi stands before his congregation on Rosh Hashana and reports to them that there is a massive hole in the roof of the synagogue.
“Now I have good news and bad news for you,” the Rabbi continues. “The good news is that we have the money to repair it. The bad news is that the money is in your pockets.”
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Hehe yep - learned that in college or shortly after
Take a U-Turn out of traffic or in Boston into traffic
This way you can see how much you can back up the people behind you - see above
Also the only place in the country where Mass Ave is actually in Massachusetts
Though since my brother attended MIT, I should know this is Memorial Drive (boathouse is to the left)
Or as they say in Boston…Bang a U-ey.
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New York Yankees’ legend Yogi Berra had some amazing quotes that are favorites of baseball fans.
Top 10 Yogi-isms
10. “It’s like deja vu all over again.”
9. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.”
8. “The future ain’t what it used to be.”
7. “We made too many wrong mistakes.”
6. “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
5. “You can observe a lot just by watching.”
4. “You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.”
3. “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
2. “Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.”
- “It ain’t over 'til it’s over.”
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